Saturday, June 03, 2006


These are the best six weeks of the year.

The weather outside is just perfect. Sunny, mid-70s, and not a cloud in the sky. I often tell people if Chicago had more than 6 weeks of this weather each year, everybody would live here.

The Cubs still suck, and Bush should still be impeached, so not much has changed. But Bonds' march toward Hank Aaron seems to have ground to a halt. Good. He's tainted his records so much that, even if we can't ever prove he was taking steroids, it's impossible to believe he deserves to be at 715 home runs. The drop-off in his performance this year and last (since the steroids testing was toughened up, BTW) is no coincidence at all.

If Bush attacks Iran, which I think is just a matter of time, I am either going to a) put on enough weight that nodody will want to draft me, or b) act as gay as I have to be to whoever needs to see it. Like Harold Ramis said in Stripes, I'm not a homosexual, but I'm willing to learn. Either way, Rumsfeld and those idiots will never take me alive.

Two links worth looking at:



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